Saturday, June 21, 2008

What the hell?


Lazy - Eye
I agree with GK's brother Jason, there does seem to be something wrong with this guy.


But if you think that picture is funny you're really gonna have a good time with this one:

Sexy?
Maybe it's the extra large communication device attached to the belt loop, or the running shoes that strive a little too hard to be "hi-tech", could be the little dog, or the fact that he is actually chasing geese in the park with the little dog, whatever the case may be, this guy is just no longer cool in any way. I think it must be nature's way of preparing a man for a baby and making sure he is way off the market, for the sake of the budding family. It makes for great entertainment.

PS. As most of you probably know, Susanna would never talk with such derision about her beloved husband. I think this was a moment of self-reflection after spending a day in a birthing class. So don't be sad. Susanna still thinks GK is a hunk of burning love even in his goose chasing outfit.

17 comments:

Sydney said...

Now if the shorts were hiked up a little higher. Thank you Charles Darwin for survival of the geekiest, I mean fittest. Amazing how it sneaks up on you. One day cool, next day fool. The good news is that good fathers and husbands are ALWAYS cool!
Besides GK, I can't imagine you anything less than interesting no matter what the attire!

Sydney said...

One other thing GK- I just scheduled a spa vacation at The Peaks in Telluride. It's not Italy but I think it will be pretty fun anyhow.

gk risser said...

Are you inviting me? Or rubbing it in?

Jennifer said...

My guess is that GK was "trying" to pull off the geek look.

Elizabeth said...

HILARIOUS! Andrew and I were laughing out loud as we read this. (Not that we were disagreeing, just laughing hysterically.)

We're thinking of you as you count down the days. Can't wait.

Lashley said...

You need some 5" stand ups to really pull that off. Maybe a fanny pack? Both?

I'm not sure if I've commented on here before, but I've been reading, trying to stay in the loop with you kids. Glad you aren't melting anymore.

I just posted my first blog... check it out if you'd like :)

seven smiles said...

I agree,
a fanny pack would totally make that ensemble really pop.

Too funny.

We still think you're cool.

(But we're the un-hip parents of 5, so take it for what it's worth...)

S. Fillmore said...

There will always be someone cuter, more hip, richer, funnier, etc. I think we all rock. Wish we could visit with you both. We only met GK at the family reunion years ago. Good luck with the baby. You will do great. Jim and I managed all these years and not once did we go to a class. I am not saying we are the best, but I am pretty proud of my kiddos.

Dad Risser said...

Naw! This is nothing. Ask GK about his "Jack Tripper" shorts. The difference is/was he was trying to get a reaction from people. Watch out where you're headed GK. Some day you may find yourself saying, "I've become my dad".

Eddie said...

Carline just reminded me that when she first met me, GK would wear those "Jack Tripper" shorts and a mesh mid-drift shirt to the pool. It could be worse.

gk risser said...

It's called a half-shirt, or a muscle shirt.

Aimee said...

Hulk Hogan wears a fanny pack and look how cool he is?

pf said...

i have re-read this post 10 times and laugh out loud every time. i love it.

Dad Risser said...

By the way Susanna, how's the cuss therapy going? Sounds like you're taking lessons from my mom

Heidi said...

Ned and I are laughing out loud SO hard right now! We love the pictures and post!

Also Ned was growing out his beard, but after we saw GK's comment on our blog we know he has NOTHING on GK at this point!

Derek Bitter, M.A. said...

these people are saying horrible things about you gk, you need to stand up for yourself man. don't be the butt of people's jokes. fools mock, but they shall mourn. boo ya.

Wade said...

Goggs reminds me of that guy Gaylord from Denver.